Monday, September 29, 2008


This is a song about my friends! People, identify yourselves.:)

Also, sing this as you read. Tune - This old man, he played one...

There is M, M speaks fast, If M hits you, you'll need a cast!
But M is actually really really sweet, I love M and M loves me!:)

Then there's K, K's so sweet! K 's the cutest thing you've seen!
But lately K's started calling people fat, but people bug her big time, tit for tat!

Here comes R, we call her nice! R is awfully scared of mice!
R is really ticklish, and makes funny sounds, also psychos make her frown!;)

S likes to say that she is cool. Hot men around, then S will drool.
S is my partner-bitch in crime, Dempsey is mine, S - get in line!

Say hello to E, E loves the sea! E absolutely loves 'elneer',
But E is strong, so people beware. E does funky things to her hair!

There's another S, this one's whack! She's always talking, yakkity yak!
S is boy-crazy, but S also loves girls! S can belly-dance, S can twirl!

S no. 3, weird as can be, total sweetheart, needs to be set free!
S is complicated, S thinks way too much, S needs to get 2p messaging with Hutch!

(Bear with me, for this came out in all of thirty minutes.)

Dumb-a$@, Red Foreman style!

Thanks for the wishes people!

But let me tell you a story of a dumbass who was supposed to give her TOEFL yesterday, a.k.a ME! The exam went fine, thanks for asking, but I redefined the word dumbass, in the process.

It all began when I decided to drive to my exam center. Which was in Kormangala. Which is pretty far away from my house. The drive was fine. It was a Sunday. 8 in the morning. No traffic. Nice weather. Nice music. Basically it was quite perfect, devoid of any tension, which is awesome before any exam. But, what is my life without any form of totally unwanted excitement?? Not my life!

So, 8.30 and I've reached the center. I call my mom to say I've found the place, and reply to a few 'all the best' messages. My mom asks me to verify if I've found the right place. So I walk to the building and see Idomain Technologies, my exam center. Satisfied, I walk back to my car to take out my passport.

'Oh shit, she forgot her passport at home!!'
No, no. As far as the stuff required to take the next day goes, my mom, the responsible one, made sure I had everything with me. My passport, a bottle of water, an apple in case I got hungry. I know I can skip the details, but then, where's the fun. So anyway, moral of this paragraph, I had my passport.

But I forgot my keys in the car! And my passport was in the car! And I live 20kms away from Kormangala! And I had an exam in an hour! I immediately call my mom, who tells me to worry about the car later, and first go give the exam. Then I tell her that my passport is in the car, and she flips. She decides to come to Kormangala with the spare keys, and I quickly give her the address to the place. I also asked her to bring my dad's phone (my mom doesn't carry a phone) and press the green button in case I call. It was 9.

9.10. I called her again. This time, my dad picks the phone, tells me not to worry and that they'd be there soon. I asked them where they were. Near our house, but we'll be there in a half hour. That would be 9.40. And the reporting time was 9.30. Unfortunately, I had no Ipod, so I couldn't even calm myself down with music. So I went to the center, notified them about this peculiar situation, and proceeded to type out the form. A lot of things are running in my head. How I'm going to get belted at home. Think of all the words that are going to be thrown my way, i.e irresponsible, careless, jackass(from my brother). Time passes quickly though. Phew!

9.30. My parents are in Kormangala. Yippie! I walk a bit to find them. Totally relieved. My dad insists on unlocking the car, and gives me my passport. Then they wait for me to remove the keys, lock the car, walk to the center, and then they leave.

9.45. Test begins.

Yes, the word you are looking for is, dumbass!

Saturday, September 27, 2008

TOEFL today people.. Wish me luck!

Friday, September 26, 2008

Bye bye Miss American Pie...

I hate goodbyes. I loathe goodbyes. I absolutely cannot stand to say goodbye.

So when a friend called me today to say that he had gotten a job offer away from here, I just wasn't ready to believe it. And the worst part is, away from here just isn't in another city in another state, but in another country all together. That really blows! Its worse than George Clooney, acting as Batman, Its worse than having to hear Meredith Grey's voice. Its worse than the end of the final Harry Potter book. Its worse than worse.

A few minutes into the conversation, and I finally decided to believe that this wasn't another person trying to make a fool out of me, and this indeed was happening. It took me a good fifteen minutes to bring myself to congratulate him. I know I'm super proud of him, but I can't bring myself to see it. I know I should be happy for him, but I can't bring myself to genuinely feel it.

*this sounds way too corny*

Well, I am happy for him. I just don't see why I can't be happy for him working in the same city. The good thing is that he will be flying down quite often, so that really is a good thing...I guess..

So, here's to a new beginning for him, and wishing him all the good luck in the world!


Monday, September 22, 2008

I'm growing up! 

Not physically, that stopped nearly ten years ago. That may make me sound like I'm in my late-twenties, but I'm not! Nah-ah, I'm not revealing my age! (Unless I already have somewhere in this blog, then that didn't make sense, but never mind...)

Anyhoo....yeah, I'm growing up! Most of you who know me, will probably say, yeah right! But its true! Hundred percent. 

I don't like drinking anymore. The taste of alcohol disgusts me. I've decided to drink only when its absolutely necessary. OK in my case, that would be when I'm out clubbing with my friends, or at a party, and that doesn't happen often! (But an exception would be the Grand Martini!) This is a complete opposite of what I used to be when I first started my degree. (*sigh* time's flying..OK lets not go there, I'm not in the mood to get depressed!) 

I'm also never entering the dirty dhaba near college again! Three years without so much as a mention of the place, and suddenly everyone's a fan. No, thank you.

I don't like just sitting around, when so much can be done. I was totally OK with it before, but now it just pisses me off. OK sometimes, its fine, when you don't have too much time, or you've bunked only one class. But it gets really pissing off when you have an entire evening/day ahead of you, and all you want to do is sit and talk. Its so much better to do something constructive. By constructive, I mean, to actually do something fun. Talking is fun, I agree. Nothing is better than the ringing sound of gossip (am I a typical girl or what??!), but that can be done anywhere! 'We're so bored'.. Then get up and move your as#$@, people! 

Now, that I think about it, some of the above don't really count as being grown up, but more of a what I don't like/what I am now list.. 

I also don't like when people don't make decisions quickly, when they should. Are you coming for the movie/party requires a simple yes/no, and definitely not a 'Who all are coming?' Why must people be so complicated!? A monosyllabic answer would suffice, but no, people have to go about the whole cross questioning routine, and totally piss everyone off!

I don't like Addisson Montgomery Shepherd. I also don't like Meredith Grey. Her voice annoys me. Its like you see her face, you expect a slightly tolerable voice, but you get hers. (When I was watching the whole 'Love me. Choose me. Pick me' part, I nearly died! And it came on every recap of every episode in the season!!!) Totally whiny. Like Sarah Jessica Parker's. I hate her voice too! But her whiny voice goes with her whiny character, so I guess it fits. I love the show. Its so nicely made. Except for Patrick Dempsey, and Katherine Heigl, no-one is ultra fab-looking, but they're so well put together, it makes the show wow!! I know you're probably going, that happened three years back, when the show started, but I'm still on season 2, so too bad! 

I don't like attending class. No explanations needed there.

OK, so I'm not-so-grown up after all..damn!

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

I laugh at the face of fear!

Truth. No, I don't.

I scare easy, real easy. But I don't get scared of normal everyday things. I can watch horror movies without uttering a scream. I can go on the scariest rides. I can swim in the deep end of the pool, i.e - I don't scare easy! Contradicting, eh? Here's the deal..

I'm pretty fearless, really. Fear, you say.. What does that mean, would be my reply.

Except when it comes to hospitals. And blood. And anything related to hospitals and blood. And yeah, ambulances, but then those are related to hospitals. And blood. Ok fine I'm also terrified of lizards and rats, but then, who isn't?

The weird thing is, there's absolutely no history behind it. With regard to the hospitals and blood, that is. I haven't had a single stitch, or fracture in my life (knock on wood!). And neither have I witnessed anything tragic in a hospital(knock, knock as hard as you can!!), actually the only time I've been in a hospital is probably when I was born, and maybe when my brother was born, I can't remember. The thought of sick people lying in beds, with hospital apparatus inserted into them, and sucking things out of them, and putting things into them, scares the living daylights out of me!!
Don't get me wrong. Its not something I'm proud of. Its just something I cannot take.

My brother, on the other hand, has had a million stitches and irregularities etched on to his skin. One time, he broke his nose and I refused to go meet him in the hospital! It's a damn good thing I didn't become a doctor. Actually it's the primary reason I didn't become a doctor.

One more thing I'm afraid of, awkward situations. If someone comes to me telling me about a break up or the sort, the most I can do is freak out, and make a joke, hoping earnestly, that it is funny enough to crack the other person up! But what really stumps me, is when someone tells me about a death in the family. I can't bring myself to say anything. Zilch. I usually stay away from these situations. People might think me to be insensitive, but the truth is..well, I can't really explain it, its a 'me' thing.

And I get really really freaked when something out of the ordinary happens. Or someone tells me something unusual. I mean, scary unusual. It could be anything. Accidents(=ambulances=Hospitals=Blood), health problems etc. I come up with the worst, possible conclusions and completely freak myself out, and quite often people around me. And I'm very very very hard to calm down.

Oh I'm also super scared of injections. Lets not even go there!

Monday, September 15, 2008

I'm totally obsessed with 'Ye Tumhare meri Baatein', from Rock On. 
Wow! Its so brilliantly sung. And the song is so simple, yet it sounds so classy! And so easily sing-able. I sure hope the song gets the song of the year award in 2008.

Saturday, September 13, 2008


I have absolutely nothing to write about today! Nothing bad happened, so that rules out any form of bitching(I know, sigh!), no-one pissed me off(thankfully, for them!), lots of things happened according to my convenience (which became the source for a lot of fun) and I had a good time!

Thank God for days like these!:)

Friday, September 12, 2008

I did a really stupid thing today.

I watched an episode from the latest season of One Tree Hill.

That aint so bad, you say.

Clearly, you haven't watched season 5. Which was atrocious! So horribly boring, that I stopped watching it midway. But the episode I watched today seemed OK, as in not insanely boring. There's someone up there who likes me. 

But I sincerely hope, for my own sake, the rest of he episodes are worth watching! Or I shall lose it.

Listening to 'Ye tumhare meri baaten' and obsessed with it!

Public opinion.

I wrote this in class today and couldn't wait to get back home to put it up!
This is about a prof in my college. If you think I'm mean, you obviously haven't met this woman. 

So lets do one thing, I give you all the opportunity to come up with a name for this post. The worst possible adjectives you use will be supremely appreciated. So, knock yourselves out!!  

So there's this bitch who we can't stand
We all think she is definitely a MAN!
She can't teach or speak English for nuts
She has the IQ of the dumbest mutt!

She comes to class and then decides
To define 'eeeediot', but we think she must commit suicide,
or just die, in every way we choose!
So finally, in her class, we can snooze!

Fuck-face, whore, illiterate bitch,
At all the boys in class she will letch!
Wearing to class only Kannada colors,
Whenever I see her, I just want to holler!

I can't wait to leave this place
So I can come back and slap her face
And hit her hard till she turns blue,
Then stick her face to the wall with super-glue!

Aleece and Baab, and 'ello', and 'saacket'
She should be put on an un-returnable rocket!
That explodes in space, and blows to bits!
What a f$%@-ing brainless git!

I wish she'd roll down a hill and die,
And out of sheer joy we'd cry
The world shall be a better place,
And we'll live happily to the end of our days!!

Man, that felt good!

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

The last seven days...

I've figured the best way to keep yourself happy is to just do what you want, regardless of what others say and think. Go ahead and do your thing, stupid or not, trusting your instinct, because your instinct certainly isn't stupid! Don't sit around waiting for people to make decisions, because it will never happen!

And very very ironically, I've been really scream-y and yell-y and moody and annoying lately. Hope that changes, but if it doesn't, watch out people.

I met this person who I really don't like and surprised myself, and some others, by being really civil to her!

I actually met a person who thought 'The Dark Knight' wasn't all that! 

I listened to, and surprisingly liked Death Magnetic! Don't murder me, Metallica fans, but I'm not much of a Metallica person, but this album really is something else! Hope this lasts!

So I go to Peco's the other day and I don't drink beer. Isn't that awesome! Something about beer has really been getting to me lately. People look at me like I'm crazy when I tell them I don't like beer, but its all cool. Pepsi is wayyyy better!

I'm using Google Chrome! It seems OK, very clean and neat, without any of the bookmark and toolbar clutter. But what I like best is the home page which gives you a list of your most frequently visited pages. I think I like:) Especially because something's seriously wrong with Firefox on my laptop and using Safari on Windows is a bitch. So here's looking forward to a happy browsing experience.

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Sorry seems to be the hardest word.

I smile. I frown.
I can be down.
I say. I feel.
And thats the deal.

I make you smile. Do whatever it takes.
And then I go and put it all at stake.
I make you mad, and get all sad.
But hear me out, I'm not that bad..

I say stupid things, and get your stares.
And when you do the same, I give you glares.
And walk away feeling all angry and pissy,
and you think, I'm not giving in again, missy.

I try to let it all go by,
like nothing happened, and message you a 'hi!'
You've had enough, and let out a swear,
'This is more than I can bear!'

'Who the hell does she think she is?
She's so moody, and lives in her world of bliss!
Oblivious to others, and the way they feel,
Oh I'm so mad, I want to kill!'

You see me walking to you the next day,
You feel sick just looking at me and try to walk away.
I catch up with you, and start to talk,
like everything's OK, and you just gawk!

But don't you see, this is my way,
of trying to make everything OK.
I love you, and I'd never do anything, 
deliberately, to hurt you, coz it really stings:(

So be ok with me, because its true,
that when you're mad at me, I feel all blue.
We need to be OK, this don't feel right.
I really prefer our senseless, stupid fights.

Acha hua, picture se bach gaye!

So I finally caught Bachna Haseeno. And this is my review.

In one word. Horrible.

In two. Absolute crap.

Three words. Why, God! Why!!?

Four words. Holy mother of God!!

Five. What were they thinking, seriously!!?


My God! Its a damn good thing I watched the movie on CD, because sitting through the torture for three hours would've made me tear my hair out! A complete waste of Bipasha Basu's hotness. And Ranbir Kapoor dressed in pink is so not cool! Plus Deepika Padukone's very very very south Indian accent. And, not forgetting Minisha Lamba's pathetic love life, or rather the lack of it.

No to be watched. Even when very drunk. 

Monday, September 8, 2008

What day is it today!!?

Hello all you party people! 

It's a great day today!! Why?? Because we are fifty posts old today!! Yabba Dabba Doooo!! *pats herself on back*
Isn't that the best news you've heard all day!?(If it isn't, then you need to get a life! Hmph!) So all you lucky people will get a healthy doze of - wait for it - all that's me! Now, seriously, that had to make your day!!

Fifty facts you might know, might like to know, or even, wish you didn't know about me. You might know some of it already if you know me, or have been following this blog regularly(now that's something I'd like to see happen), but there's nothing like a long, self-obsessed reminder to stir up things!
(Yep this post is going to be super long ;);) ) So hold on, and lets begin our ride!

1. Me likey Patrick Dempsey. Ok sorry, that wasn't the truth. Me in love with Patrick Dempsey!
2. Me is 21, and me is in final engineering! Woohoooo!
3. I'm constantly hungry, and almost always eating.
4. Me loves continental food, and pasta!! Yummmy in the tummy!
5. I love Michael Phelps!
6. And Jennifer Aniston!
7. And John Mayer!
8. I don't like most vegetables. And papaya. Yuck!
9. I loooove Pepsi! And Coke!
10. Me is a big sissy. Me cries for sad/happy endings while watching movies/TV shows alone.
11. Me is chicken-shit!
12. I like to dance, mostly when noone's watching!!:):)
13. I love to sing!! Especially loudly in the car, to annoy the person who's driving!
14. I don't normally allow food in my car.
15. I love stilettos! I will buy and wear them even if they tear my feet. 
16. I like anything salty, especially lime soda with extra salt. *drools*
17. Me looooooves babies!!
18. I love to gossip!
19. I don't like Christiano Ronaldo. Or John Abraham.
20. I hate politics. Of any kind.
21. I would kill to witness a fight between two rival gangs.
22. I use Dove shampoo. It makes my hair soft and nice.:)
23. Oh, I have nice hair! :):)
24. I have a thing for boys who have nice abs and nice hair! *blush*
25. Me loves to drive!

OK fine.. Y'all can take a short break and resume.. See ya in a  bit!

Part 1? Part 2? Confusion!

Ok so I decided to be nice and break my super long post, to give you guys a break. After all, you guys make me, me! (Now isn't that a line appropriate for the Grammy's or the sort;)) Anyway, I wrote this post after the previous one..but for continuity sake this comes second!

So where were we....

26. I love the movie Shall We Dance. 
27. I am also in love with Imran Khan, but don't think he can pull off Kidnap.
28. Me is way too egoistic.
29. Me does not like to lie.
30. Me likey when people comment on my blog posts:):)
31. I like potato chips:)
32. I love sleepovers!
33. I love talking on the phone late at night...
34. Me loves chick flicks like Legally Blonde, Clueless, My Best Friend's Wedding etc.
35. Me eats, sleeps, breathes music. Quite literally!
36. I like to draw and paint.
37. I love snow! 
38. And I love the colour blue!
39. I dare you to move!:)
40. I always see the bright side, the silver lining, the tiny ray of sunshine, and the half-full glass. :)
41. I think too much. Way too much!
42. I love rains. And lightning and thunder!
43. I love doggies.
44. I love the word hope. And belief. And hate the word blouse. Guess you knew that!
45. I love blogging. And I'm super proud of myself for making it this far. Touching, eh?
46. I don't do drugs. And I don't like beer.
47. I don't like hypocrites and liars and back-stabbers.
48. I love me!!!!!:):)
49. I'm slightly crazy! Actually, make that very!
50. Finally.. Anyone who knows me, will know what this one's going to be.. I am awesome!!

So there.. There's all you need to know..for now!

I shall be back! Remember, there's going to be a post 100!! Myuahahaha!

Friday, September 5, 2008

I feel it in my fingers.....:)

So I just started watching Grey's Anatomy, and I'm completely in love with Patrick Dempsey! Absolutely sinister, I know, that I started watching it only now, but man, all I can think of now is, the way his eyes sparkle when he's wearing his surgical mask, and you know he's smiling! Makes me all *siiiiiiggggghhhhh* I mean, he is just the cutest guy ever! *sigh* Is Meredith the luckiest woman on the planet or what!! 

And Sandra Oh riding a motorcycle!! What a chick!! Wow!!

Thursday, September 4, 2008

The best medicine...hell yeah!!!

Do you know what it feels like to be made to laugh when you're drinking water, and then ending up laughing so hard the water goes up your to your nose and you end up coughing and spluttering!? 

I do!

OK, its not that big. But shit, for two minutes there, I didn't know where I was, or what the hell was going on around me! It was beyond any high I'd ever experienced!!!! It was awesome! For the first time in my life, I laughed till I cried! And that too, for something really really trivial.
But I've figured one thing..planning is useless! Going with the flow works out to be the best!
And laugh!! Whenever you can! Its magical, seriously!!

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

You know what the worst feeling is? When you know your results are out and the f*!$ing website refuses to open! Screw you, VTU!